i love me

I AM BACK.

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:03:07 GMT

you know how people always ask random unrealistic questions for conversation-sake like, 'if you were trapped on a desert island, what would you take with you?' well i've been living that, chaps, i took my copy of pet sounds and got my head together in tahiti. but i'm back now. my adventures were eye opening, i learned so much about myself, so much valuable self assessment. but now i'm home. i've forgotten about lars. it's time to move on. i can honestly say i'm looking to the future with hope in my heart.

-keith

WOAHHHHHHHHHHH

Wed, 14 Jun 2006 14:50:55 GMT

WOW GUYS SO I WENT AND SAW X 3 FINALLY AND ITS LIKE TOTALLY INTENSE.

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:27:35 GMT

i love you johnny entwistle!

huge picture post beware!

Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:33:17 GMT

this is a fun game.

post 20 pix of celebrities you lust after

heres mine
then you try to guess who they all are

1
hes listed first cos he is truly my number one

2

3

4

5

6

7

and thats it. im not a slut, geez.

crappy happenings

Thu, 02 Feb 2006 11:18:13 GMT

well its official. i have lost my touch with the ladies.
iwas at the pub, drinking acting foolish, just like always.
and there was this bird. what a sght. she was perfec,t beautiful. long blonde hair. she kind of remindmed me of kim. i decided to talk to her. im never shy, so it was really easy for me to approach her like that.
first she looked annoyed.
she didnt really seem to care who i was.
she seemed to only be half listening.
then my tummy started rumbling. i had eaten at this chinse place the night before, and i heard bad things but they have the best crab rangoon so i went there anyway.
so my tummy was rumbling and aching, and i ddnt feel vry good but i didnt want to leave her and go home yet. i just wanted to be in her presence and i knew if i left i probably wouldnt see her eer again.
but the tummy pains get worse and worse as i talk to her and she asks if im ok
then SUDDENLY out of NOWHERE.
........
i POOP MY PANTS.

i couldnt bleive it.
i was so humiliated.
i was just..."ipoopedmypants"
and she was just like, "what?" so i told her again, "ipoopedmypants"
she looks disgusted
and of course is all loudly, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????"
and everyone looks ans sees i pooped my pants. everyone is staring.

i just turned around and ran out. i kept running even when i was at the end of the stret. i ran all the way home, took a shower, and now im in my pjs. man this story was hard to retell. i cant believe this. im worthless, disgusting, useless, dirty...etc. no wonder lars didnt want me, sarah rejected me, KIM rejected me. and i was her first profound love.

the who is one of the greatest rock bands ever....if not THE greatest.

Mon, 23 Jan 2006 08:24:14 GMT

i found a vhs i taped off of vh1 ....its a show about the who. so of course i had to watch it. boy, im so outstanding. like how revolutionary of me! everyone tries to be like me but they cant compare.

medical emergency

Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:32:15 GMT

i think i have IBS
:(

me and sarah.

Sat, 14 Jan 2006 07:54:52 GMT

i realized tonight that i havent mentioned sarah in forever. well you might be wondering whats going on with that. we just grew apart. and when i say grew apart i mean she couldnt take my crazy crap anymore and walked right on out of my life. i realy thought we were gonna make it through everything. she just couldnt handle me loving lars so much. geeze. women. i wuld always outburst if i caught her talking to another guy and shed be like, 'yeah welll what about you andlars?' and honestly i had no answers to that. so we decided it would be best to just move on. well she decided mostly.

thougths?

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 05:59:45 GMT

im thinking of calling lars. i miss talking to him. you guys think its a good idea?

EDIT
everyone look at my cool new lisa frank inspired layout

Fri, 06 Jan 2006 06:48:51 GMT

wow some new years.
im only updating now cos ive been on a drinking binge since then
got myself into some trouble it hink.
those nuns will never forgive me.

our trip was so good!

Mon, 19 Dec 2005 05:08:43 GMT

wow our road trip was so great! so many places.....a lot of times i ddint even know where we were. i kind of wish i did. chicago was grand.......then we went to detroit and these menacing looking foos looked like they wanted to start some shit...but we drove off and hung out with the bums at hart plaza. they gave us food and shelter for the night.

then we ended up in indiana
and john and i were dancing naked in a corn field. then we got hungry and stopped at this truck stop called 'grandma's" i tried to start shit with these truckers......they ran away though because iam tough and manly and had john to back me up.

wow i needed this so bad! thanks john!

Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:07:01 GMT

http://www.livejournal.com/users/the_viking_lars/5717.html?view=7765#t7765

well im pretty sure lars hates me :(

KEITH JOHN MOON IS THE ORIGINAL KING OF CRUNK.

Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:30:42 GMT

WHAT
OK.
YEAAAAAH.

lars fest!

Mon, 12 Dec 2005 08:53:06 GMT

so lars fest was a sight to see. so loud, so rowdy...it felt like the who at the beginning. lars looked so good. i wish i could have made my presence known. but just as expected, tim was on stage, standing near the back but i could see him all the same. it was tim: black beanie hat, dark aviator sunglasses, leather jacket, scowl on his face, watching lars' every move. it was tim alright. and i knew if he knew i was there, there would be serious trouble. i loved watching lars play though. and when he sang "mainlining murder" i felt as if he were singing to me personally. 'dont hold my hand or ill punch your face' oh god. i hope john had a good time.
we left for our road trip right after. im on right now because we got a real nice tour bus sort of thing....we can watch tv, play video games. i have a lap top with wirelss internet. how amazing and lush. but i deserve it, being the greatest drummer in history. john deserves it too. were going through chicago right now. we ate dinner at ed debevics and the waitress laughed at me and made me cry. :( she had a big ass though so its ok. im planning on making it to hyde park and dropping in on that hot bitch meghan.
i dunno where were going after this. suggestions? id like to see as many people as i can.

chat room highlights

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 05:57:09 GMT

xKeith Moonx (12:49:49 AM): you know who i always wanted to bang? Karen
majorityrules45 (12:49:57 AM): pete's wife?
xKeith Moonx (12:50:00 AM): yeah
xKeith Moonx (12:50:05 AM): i mean...those titties. god damn son!

Mindus of Moo (11:42:56 PM): dude keith.. remember that camera? the canon rebel? my dad's getting it for me for christmas
xKeith Moonx (11:43:02 PM): that's awesome!
xKeith Moonx (11:43:08 PM): then you can take naked pictures of lars and send them to me

xKeith Moonx (12:21:11 AM): i have a secret i'm about to spill
Enchanted Bedlam (12:21:17 AM): Is it about me?
xKeith Moonx (12:21:23 AM): MEGHAN WANTS TO HAVE CYBER SEX WITH GREG FINCHLEY
xKeith Moonx (12:21:26 AM): SHE TOLD ME IN A PRIVATE IM
Enchanted Bedlam (12:21:32 AM): HAHHAHAHAHAAH OUTED.
BassMan10944 (12:21:34 AM): WHAT THE BLEEDING HELL
majorityrules45 (12:21:44 AM): WHAT?!?!?!?
majorityrules45 (12:21:45 AM): I'm married!

random thoughts early in the morn

Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:40:27 GMT

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welp i cant sleep at all! so i guess ill just ramble in my journal for a lil bit. you know i never really used to write all that much but now ive found it to be very soothing and theraputic. i mean i still do crazy things for attention but i dont explode as much as i used to because writing down all my crazy emotions is a new and fun way to vent.

talked to <lj-user="jennytork"> for a lil bit tonight. we talked about all sorts of things but we talked about the beach boys for just a moment. and it got me thinking. i didnt like pet sounds at first, i just wanted the old sound of surfin usa or somethin like that.....but now i realized its a truly great album. and if brian wilson had anything to do with it then it would just be shitty of me to be a naysayer. I LOVE YOU BRIAN WILSON.

also NOTE TO JOHN:
are we still going on a road trip? we talked a little about it....i said i needed to get stuff squared away with lars. well you and i are going to lars fest this weekend....i dont know whatll happen there but i was thinking maybe when the show is over we could just get into a car and leve? think about it and let me know.

send me more comments!

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:42:52 GMT

well something is acting up and im only receiving some comments in my email. but not all. so if i ignore a comment you left me, its not intentional. probably. ill check recent posts ive made and comments ive left to see if you respond.

lars and kim

Sat, 03 Dec 2005 09:48:52 GMT

been up all night
drinking
cant sleep
thinking about lars
thinking about kim
people seem to find it really easy to not want to be with me

welp,
since ive been so sad and depressed and unable to sleep, im trying to take my mind off things by changng my layouut. but i cant get the background image to work.
help? anyone?

EDIT: nevermind, igot it to work. awwwww it reminds me of springtime and being happy. anyways i hpe you like my layout.

i need your support right now!

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 07:14:39 GMT

wow ugh what a night ive had. drama with sarah. women. geez.
well to save myself the trouble of having to type the whole story out, i am just going to copy/paste the online convo i am having with her. it basically tells the whole story below:

[02:02] xKeith Moonx: hey you dirty slut
[02:03] xKeith Moonx: so yeah
[02:03] xKeith Moonx: i wanted to hang out last night but you said you had plans
[02:03] xKeith Moonx: i wanted to trust you even though i knew something was up
[02:03] xKeith Moonx: then i drive by the motel and see your car, care to tell me what's up?
[02:03] RavenXephyr: fuck off. you gave me the clap. your mom had my car last night.
[02:03] xKeith Moonx: whatever. i cant even believe youd go there
[02:04] RavenXephyr: and you should really be talking right now.
[02:04] xKeith Moonx: i didnt give you the clap.....i told you, it was just a heat rash
[02:04] xKeith Moonx: you always jump to conclusions like a crazy broad
[02:04] RavenXephyr: WHO IS THAT WOMAN IN THE PICTURE. HUH.
[02:05] xKeith Moonx: WHAT PICTURE
[02:05] xKeith Moonx: oh in my journal
[02:05] xKeith Moonx: look
[02:05] xKeith Moonx: i have needs . im a man
[02:05] xKeith Moonx: itls how it is
[02:05] xKeith Moonx: if you cant handle that, you just dont get men
[02:05] xKeith Moonx: but its different with women...i need you to pledge your ultimate loyalty to me
[02:08] RavenXephyr: you're such a shovanistic bastard. god, you turn me on.
[02:08] xKeith Moonx: i knew it. bitches aint nothin but bitches
[02:08] xKeith Moonx: baby how bout i cook you some pancakes tonight?
[02:09] RavenXephyr: ok, but could you leave the roofies out this time? i know you're into necrophilia, but they give me diarrhea.
[02:09] xKeith Moonx: yeah fine, i dont wnat you pooping all over yourself in the middle of it again

this one goes out to all you john lovers

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 06:24:54 GMT

heres a hot picture of john i found a little bit back. forgive me if youve seen it..

and heres a picture of a girl i recently shagged.

general musings

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 07:40:27 GMT

well
i thought sarah and i were going to get in a bad fight. she just had this accusing tone. she thinks i fool around with ther girls. man im drunk right now. but she forgave me ,right quick. i have this way with women. im too drunk for this shit. i juswt cant deal with this right now.

i partied with john tonight. it was fun. i know its rather early to be on the comp. im on at johns house. talking to people . im drunk and in a mood to talk. most people left already. i love john. spending time with john is one of my favorite things. i just cant do wrong to john. icant get tired of him like everyone else in my life who comes and goes.

tim sucks!

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 06:53:06 GMT

BassMan10944: Yeah, I don't care much for Tim at all

that right there proves it. tim sucks. tim is the ugliest, stupidest, biggest piece of crap ever. and lars likes me more i'm sure, otherwise he wouldnt have gotten involved with me in the first place!
tim is horrible. i hope he reads this so he learns how crappy he is. i hope he cries. i hate tim!

as far as im concerned hes right down there with kenney jones. maybe even lower...hmm.

an epiphany

Tue, 15 Nov 2005 17:33:12 GMT

let me explain my abscense.

one day i decide to get an early start then maybe go to las vegas and try to see how my luck was doing. just think of all the brandy i could buy if i hit the jackpot, i thought. so i went, but i think i got lost along the way and just ended up stumbling around deserts, lost. i was disoriented, dehydrated, and more than a little full of despair. i must have passed out, because when i woke up a group of native peoples had found me and taken me back to their camp. they nursed me back to health and began integrating me into their culture. it was a beautiful experience. for a few months i lived as one of them, at peace. i will never again let cultural intolerance color the way i see this beautiful, diverse world.

i wonder how lars is doing?

my weekend was good.

Sun, 18 Sep 2005 21:44:44 GMT

wow what can i say about this weekend? me and sarah got a little trailer and then went to the lake. we planned on fishing/having campfires/other forest stuff but i ended up getting pretty drunk early on in the night and caused a ruckus. we argued loudly. then we got kicked out of the campsite. were never to go back there again. so we got a hotel room instead. and by hotel i mean motel. and by motel i mean they had hourly rates. by this time i was so pissed that i didnt care about anything. i played a beach boys album over and over again with my portable cd player. sarah couldnt take it anymore. she locked herself in the bathroom and refused to come out until i turned it off. i let it play through once more and them obliged. relationships are all about compromise, really.

life is worth living again

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 04:21:51 GMT

im sorry i havent updated sooner, im sure you are all wondering whats been going on.

me and sarah are great. weve barely argued in the last couple of days, weve been going out to eat a lot, just at crappy little places but theyre so quaint and cute. ive been in the best mood ive been in in a while. thats nice. i feel more relaxed. more complete. i bought a new silly costume. its a huge donald duck costume kind of like the one elton john has but cooler because its me wearing it and not him. sarah thinks its really sexy. like i cant even have it on for two minutes before she tries to ravage me. that makes me feel better about being a smelly hairy drunk. life is good.